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Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) W If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-- Helen Keller He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen W
I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words W A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) W
The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw W Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title W
Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker W I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige W
"One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest W Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov W
Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
pure ignorance?
-- Holbrook Jackson Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon W The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr W
A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He
experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of
optic We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes W Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West W
Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot W The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) W
Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde W Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky W
The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas W A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle W
"The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln W Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
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