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"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill Y Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. Y
"I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Y The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
"Eureka!", but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch Y
Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Y blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain Y
Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust
there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.
-- Andre Norton "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) Y He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi Y
MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry Y The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Y
When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Y "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty Y
The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
-- D.H. Lawrence The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian Y "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein Y
Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha Y Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx Y
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff Y People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein Y
The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby
see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 Y "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) Y
We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous Y I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday Y
