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Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh Education Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov Education
"Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick Education "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) Education
blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill Education "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Education
"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous Education The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Education
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived Education I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
- Irvin S. Cobb "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw Education
In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
-- D.H. Lawrence Education My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r Education
Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words Education Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
sea Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy Education
I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw Education To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost Education
"Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. Education The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick Education
"For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson Education The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden Education
blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) Education It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal Education
