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Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler Legal I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw Legal
The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt Legal A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
-- Anon. It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Legal
"I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Legal If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan Legal
"Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
-- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) Legal A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Legal
Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley Legal Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck Legal
The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller Legal "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Legal
"Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 Legal I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Legal
"Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart Legal Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
pure ignorance?
-- Holbrook Jackson The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. Legal
They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Legal The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer Legal
I shall return.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells Legal Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley Legal
Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Legal We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 Legal
