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Complete Solution Group - Offers venue finding service for accommodation, conferences and events worldwide.

Conference & Events Derbyshire - Offers room booking and event management services for over 70 hotels and conference venues in Derbyshire. Other services include information on local attractions and event planning and management. An enquiry form is available.

Conference Centres of Excellence - A consortium of 33 residential conference centres, situated in the UK (largely in the South East). Brief descriptions and contact details of each centre are given. An enquiry form is available.

Conference Guide - Directory of venues for conferences and corporate events. Contact details.

Conference Kent - Directory of residential and non-residential conference venues in Kent. Provides a summary of services and contact details for each venue. Venue finding service available.

Conference Lincs - Conference bureau in Lincolnshire, offers venue location and conference planning service. Describes its services and gives detailed information on facilities for each listed venue.

The Function Room - Directory of Premier Lodge hotels and venues offering meeting and function rooms. Describes facilities and gives prices and contacts for each location.

Logical Venue Solutions - Free service for locating venues for conferences and meetings in the UK. Event planning and management services are also available. Enquiry form.

Meeters International Ltd - Offers a venue finding service for any type of event or function, from small team meetings to a major product launch. Contact details and newsletter.

Morris Corporate Conference Venues - Conference venue booking agency. Describes its services and provides examples of previous events. Also offers hotel discounts.

Northamptonshire Chamber - Venue finding service. Lists and describes a number of residential and non-residential locations within the county.

Offyce.com - Searchable directory of meeting rooms and conference venues offering online reservations and bookings.

1st Venue - Venue finding and event management service. Describes process of booking, additional services and contact details.

Unique Venues of London - A directory of London locations which are able to host functions. Contact information and location gallery.

Venue Finder - Searchable database of venues for business conferences and meetings.

Vermilion - Offers venue finding services for companies requiring conference facilities, exhibition venue hire, meeting or training seminar rooms. Contact details.

Vibrant Venues - Offers free conference venue finding service and event management. Profile and contact details.

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