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-- Michel de Montaigne What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow K The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
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In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan K In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent...
-- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported
in a contemporary "American Scholar" Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
the powerful, not to be neutral.
-- Paulo Freire It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
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Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton K Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
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Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous K Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
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-- Dave Barry K
The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little K "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller K "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler K
Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and
grie My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
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-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
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Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken K A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
-- Arthur Schoperhauer Live truth instead of professing it.
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can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
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Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
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Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber K If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) K
