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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. Human Resources A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
-- Anon. This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Human Resources
If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux Human Resources "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken Human Resources
There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. Human Resources See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Human Resources
"I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
-- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan Human Resources "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u Human Resources
The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Human Resources A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein Human Resources
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West Human Resources A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Human Resources
He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap Human Resources I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James Human Resources
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) Human Resources "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. Human Resources
If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) Human Resources We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) Human Resources
"We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi Human Resources He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay 'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) Human Resources
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
- H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem Human Resources In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen Human Resources
