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Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) O Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein O
Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu O Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach O
Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau O cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois O
If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show O My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-- Harper Lee When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries O
"Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie O Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth O
"A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) O A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer O
May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
-- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) O "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill O
What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) O Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker O
Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations.
-- Sigmund Freud Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows O A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken O
Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
many can get through to you.
-- Mortimer J. Adler O "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks O
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller O Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) O
