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There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein P It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten P
"Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb P Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous P
While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
west.
-- Unknown history student Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein P Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein P
"To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. P Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings P
"A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry P The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban P
"To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) P We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) P
It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov P "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. P
Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash P Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes P
Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
is true.
-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) P "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre P
"This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) P "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) P
"From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin P One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby
see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.
-- Vincent Van Gogh "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) P
