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Advertising Direct - From car graphics, banners, house signs, sports and workwear to full colour printing.
Paper Nautilus - Affiliation of 3 graduate freelances working in copy writing, new media and marketing. Employed individually and in combination, collaborative web projects a speciality.
DBS Limited - Door to door specialist leaflet company offering distribution services to UK homes. Details of the service and online quotations.
Bretton Communications Group - Services include graphic design, press, printing, promotional merchandise and web design. Includes group information, job opportunities, as well as a gallery of local artists. [Requires Flash]
Mobile Media - Poster, mobile and aerial advertising in UK and Europe.
Graham Vedmore - A professional town crier available across the UK for sales and promotional work.
Free Business Promotion Guide - A free guide for anyone who owns or runs a business. Hints and tips on advertising, promotions, and market research.
Toucan Emedia - Offer cd business cards and support services. Product details and contact information.
Amplitude Audio and Visual Services - A communications supply company. Profile, examples gallery and contact form.
directmail.co.uk - Resources and discussion on business to business direct mail marketing.
1st Place Props - Offers product placement in the TV and film industries. Case studies, client list and news.
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