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-- Luther Burbank, dying words The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous Directories America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
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-- Arnold Toynbee Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol "Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Directories
The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
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- Saint Augustine Directories Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard Directories
Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
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-- Gandhi "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright Directories
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
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-- Andrew Brown "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Directories Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) Directories
Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
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-- Eleanor Roosevelt Directories
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
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-- Benjamin Franklin You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
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-- Oscar Wilde Directories
Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
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-- William Jennings Bryant Directories I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
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-- Jonathan S. Haas "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Directories
Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
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-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Directories "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi Directories
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-- Samuel Butler The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) Directories There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
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- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra Directories
The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
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-- Erich Fromm "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
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Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely
to achieve in trying to make life better. You certainly would not be able, in a single generation, to "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
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terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell Directories I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
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