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-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Inspection There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
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Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) Inspection I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry Inspection
Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin Inspection Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson Inspection
There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous Inspection "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Inspection
I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) Inspection Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis Inspection
Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) Inspection The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr "The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) Inspection
I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
wastes to Third Wo All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
-- Flannery O'Connor "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton Inspection Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) Inspection
I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
-- Francis Bacon Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Inspection "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman Inspection
"I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, Inspection A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz Inspection
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon Inspection A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn Inspection
Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland Inspection "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) The child is the father of the man.
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