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"A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( News and Media "Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain News and Media
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White News and Media Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia News and Media
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha News and Media Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
-- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes News and Media
Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson News and Media Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost News and Media
You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach News and Media If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright News and Media
A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln News and Media I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch News and Media
"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright News and Media "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at News and Media
It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. News and Media No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
-- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician News and Media
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy News and Media Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth News and Media
Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana News and Media "Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald News and Media
Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen News and Media America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres News and Media
