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Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN Education Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier Education
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed
desperation.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) Education "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is Education
I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair Education I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James Education
To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton Education We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) Education
Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III Education I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson Education
We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel Education You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous Education
What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r Education Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness
are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser
tha Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 Education
We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry Education Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) Education
What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning Education Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley Education
In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel Education My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman Education
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
- Albert Giacometti (sculptor) Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck Education The mistakes are all waiting to be made.
- chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx Education
