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I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait Caravans "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley Caravans
"Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton Caravans "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) "If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair." (Samuel Johnson) Is there life before death?
-- Belfast Graffito Caravans
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein Caravans "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) Caravans
Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost
a fortune Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) Caravans What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen Caravans
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn Caravans "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Caravans
All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright Caravans Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf 'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 Caravans
A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) Caravans You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) Caravans
After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare What's new? Most of my wife. All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! Caravans "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside Caravans
"I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. Caravans "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Caravans
A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous Caravans The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Caravans
"Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde Caravans If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 Caravans
