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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln Full Colour Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) Full Colour
"Think off-center." (George Carlin) "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes Full Colour 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) Full Colour
She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
-- Calvin "One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless Full Colour Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer Full Colour
"Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln Full Colour "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
"Eureka!", but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. Full Colour
Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign Full Colour Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman Full Colour
Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By
giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you
will Full Colour blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already
were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Full Colour
Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury Full Colour I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. "Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Full Colour
"If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Full Colour When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
"Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) Full Colour
A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder Full Colour "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler Full Colour
Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) Full Colour "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James Full Colour
Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) Full Colour People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed
desperation.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) Full Colour
