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I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle Government The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln Government
Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Government Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III Government
Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker Government The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall Government
Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey Government Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Government
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney Government Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
life Government
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Government Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch Government
"It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo Government One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J Government
If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber Government What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) Government
If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw Government Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) Government
Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha Government If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln Government
Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley Government Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine Government
