He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel "For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words Cards and Paper Craft When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison Cards and Paper Craft
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations.
-- Sigmund Freud "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) Cards and Paper Craft Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman Cards and Paper Craft
Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. Is there life before death?
-- Belfast Graffito The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf Cards and Paper Craft And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House Cards and Paper Craft
Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words Cards and Paper Craft "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey Cards and Paper Craft
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself.
-- Woodrow Wilson "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Cards and Paper Craft "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin Cards and Paper Craft
If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso Cards and Paper Craft Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Cards and Paper Craft
There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler Cards and Paper Craft If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry Cards and Paper Craft
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau Cards and Paper Craft Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good Cards and Paper Craft
The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist Cards and Paper Craft "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student Cards and Paper Craft
"Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.
-- Benjamin Franklin Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw Cards and Paper Craft They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
-- Clarence Darrow We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt Cards and Paper Craft
"We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton Cards and Paper Craft Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill Cards and Paper Craft
