Webflorists - Search database of UK florists by location or postcode.
Find Florist UK - Directory of UK florists and their websites delivering flowers in the UK - searchable by postcode or location.
Florist Finder - A comprehensive directory of UK florists
UK Florists Online - Find a florist and their website anywhere in the UK fast.
Flower Shops UK - Directory of Florists and Flower Shops in the UK
WholesaleFlorists UK - Find a wholesale florist or those companies and businesses supplying goods and services to UK retail florists. Sorted by area and category.
Find Flowers UK - Provides advice on buying flowers with reviews and links to a selection of online UK florists.
"Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm Directories I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston Directories
How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Directories Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) Directories
Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle Directories Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Directories
"In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne Directories The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Directories
If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth Directories Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Directories
Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Directories I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole Directories
Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams Directories Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all Directories
Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla Directories What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes Directories
Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown Directories Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson Directories
If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Directories Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev Directories
By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch Directories One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar Directories