Gifts Links

Return to Main
Link to our Web Page
Up One Level
:: Europe :::: United Kingdom :::: Business and Economy :::: Shopping :::: Gifts ::

Gifts Links

Universal Star Listing - Name a star (in the sky) for someone and they receive a personalised certificate.

Bust-ed.com Limited - Specialising in unique gifts from up and coming UK female designers.

Something for the Wickend - Candles, candleholders, votives, essential oils and home fragrances.

It's Russian - Russian collectables and gifts, including posters and books. Also sells aircraft of historic interest.

Long Service - Run your company's long service gift award scheme on the web.

Made 4 Men - Gifts for men for special occasions.

Metal Chic - Gifts designed and made in Birmingham's jewellery quarter using bronze, steel, pewter and gold with other materials.

Regalo - Teddy bears, nautical and other gifts and trade signs for corporate clients and individuals.

Signature Gifts - London-based provider of luxury gifts, VIP programmes and media promotions.

Wheesh - Gifts and greetings cards from UK based store. Includes corporate gift section.

The Exbury Collection - Offers gifts, fashion, gardening items, pots, jigsaws, books and prints. Background to Exbury and its collection, catalogue and shopping cart.

Bear with Love - Offers bears and soft toys packed in gift boxes. Includes catalogue, help desk and shopping cart. [Requires Flash]

Everyday Celebrations Ltd - Offers helium balloons, silk flower arrangements, gift boxes, candles and cards. Illustrated catalogue and shopping cart.

Living Designs - Crystal, gemstones, jewellery, feng shui, windchimes, tumblestones and rough stones. Profile, news, catalogue and shopping cart.

Gifts.co.uk - Offers items such as jewellery, flowers, games and toys. Illustrated catalogue and shopping cart.

The Bacchanalian Express - Offers to send gift wrapped presents, alcohol and flowers. Catalogue, terms and conditions, information about corporate gifts and shopping cart.

Surprise Your Man - Gifts and gadgets for men. Includes illustrated catalogue searchable by price or occasion.

Sendwise - Offers to securely send money and gifts to India. Includes catalogue of gifts with shopping cart and money transfer instructions. Also includes a diary of major Indian festivals.

Easy4gifts - Includes gift wrapping and personalised labels. Catalogue with shopping cart, reminder service and new additions.

The Inspirations Store - Offers gifts for special occasions. Profile, terms and conditions and catalogue with search facility and shopping cart.

101 Candles - Aromatherapy and scented candles, and gift baskets. Profile, catalogue and shopping cart.

Brizard & Co - Offers gifts for wine enthusiasts. Profile, illustrated catalogue and shopping cart with links to other wine related pages.

Gift Ideas - Offers food, leather and specialist gifts from Scotland. Profile, catalogue and shopping cart.

Annie's Barn - Offers equestrian gifts. Profile, catalogue with shopping cart and links to other equestrian sites.

Silver Editions - Offers sterling silver and silverplated gifts, desk items, photoframes, tableware, cutlery and canteens. Catalogue and shopping cart.

Football Cards and Gifts - Greeting cards, prints and calendars with a football club theme. Illustrated catalogue and shopping cart.

Find Me a Gift - Offers presents for men, women and chldren, and corporate gifts. Includes catalogue with shopping cart and offers a loyalty points scheme.

Fat Bald and Proud - CD with ten appropriate tracks. Shows various cover designs and includes track list and order form.

Birthwrite - Offers a customised birthday scroll with information about a particular date. Profile, news and order form with online jigsaw.

Presents Direct - Offers items for most ages and several interests. Search facility, catalogue request, terms and conditions, catalogue and shopping cart.

Motivark - Offers special days of adventure activities or relaxation. Catalogue searchable by activity, excitement level or price and registration instructions. [Requires Flash 6.0]

Buy-a-Star.com - Offers certificates naming stars. Profile, FAQ, product descriptions and ordering instructions.

The Original Vinyl Clock Co - Offers clocks and coasters made from vinyl records. Profile, catalogue with artist and title form, and shopping cart.

Ultimate Gifts - Unusual presents and experiences including racing, flying and a years worth of candles. Search for gifts by price, company profile, contact information and news.

CWJ Associates - Suppliers of food, gifts and souvenirs with a British feel. Trade enquiries, shopping cart and contact details.

That's Bizarre - Gift shop based in Southend-on-Sea, Essex, selling alternative and unusual gifts delivering world-wide. Shopping cart, contact details and company profile.

P & R Designs - British made china giftware. A range of realistic autographed illustrations depict dogs, cats, British and safari wildlife. Shopping cart and company profile.

Say it With - Secure online ordering service for flowers, champagne, teddies and chocolates with free express delivery.

Inter Teddy - Teddy bears sent with messages for special occasions.

Ye Olde Christmas Shoppe - Traditional and themed, hand-made Christmas tree decorations from store in Edinburgh's Royal Mile.

Colibri Gift Lighters - Cigarette and cigar lighters from Colibri of London. Includes shopping cart and sales hotline telephone number.

Kitsch Shop - Offer retro memorabilia and collectables. Contact details and catalogue.

Equine Extras - Offer T-shirts and other products for horse or pony lovers. Contact details and gallery.

Powdered Water - Offer a range of designer products. Contact details and catalogue.

Know Thyself - Offer astrological gifts and psychological astrology charts. Order form and contact details..

Argyll Gifts - Specialise in pewterware, trophies and jewellery as well as offering an engraving service. Catalogue and contact details.

Needapresent.com - Gift ideas for men, women and children. Also offers business and corporate gifts.

Mkuti - Offer a full range of products. Contact information and catalogue.

Go Figure - Offer a varied range of products. Catalogue and contact information.

Memorise This - A wide range of presents and gifts for an anniversary, Christmas, wedding, and birthday. Online orders.

Gifts From - Specialises in products from the highlands and islands of Scotland.

OneLighter.com - Supplies a refillable, windproof lighter which can have up to three letters engraved. Includes product information, discounts for larger orders and online ordering.

PurpleDragon Gifts - Top quality affordable online gift shop, oil burners, photo frames, trinket boxes, able to accept credit card payments.

horseracinggifts.com - Range of horse racing related gifts, pictures and jewellery.

Valuezone - Offers a collection of carrom boards and accessories, wooden handicrafts, Walt Disney rugs and housewares.

Amehar Hand Crafted Soaps - Hand crafted soaps prepared using essential oils, organic herbs and spices, honey and fruit.

Shopping Emporium - Offer a range of gifts, organised by categories.

Unravel a Gift - Offer a range of favours and gifts for all occasions. Products include boxes, bags, candles, edible delights, keepsakes and corporate gifts.

Paper Present - Provides a 3D paper decoration in a box with a personalised greeting card which can be delivered direct to the recipient. Includes illustrated catalogue and order form.

Buyagift - Unique gift and corporate event ideas. Purchase a range of unusual gifts or vouchers for outdoor adventures and experiences online from London firm.

Bearsbymail.com - Range of teddies. Search by occasions or price band.

Proleno - Online shopping for gifts, gadgets and lifestyle items.

Cinnamon Sam - Online sales of candles, aromatherapy products, home fragranced gifts, wedding favours and craft supplies.

Airbears Ltd - Delivers balloons, chocolates and teddy bears in the UK. Details of products, deliveries and special occasions.

M K Flowers & The North Street Wine Shop - Hertfordshire florist offering flowers, wines and gifts online. Company and corporate account information.

Tradline - Offer a range of handcrafted gifts and Russian collectibles made in the Caucasus Mountains region.

Dot2Shop - Online catalogue of executive toys, gifts, gadgets and games.

HotGiftsCoolGadgets.com - Offering a range of gifts for men, women, children and the home. Returns and delivery information.

Top10Gifts.com - Range of unique gadgets and gifts which can be searched for by price brand, recipient or keyword. Trade enquiry form, FAQ's and delivery information.

Tsena - Offer a range of home, jewellery and clothing gifts as well as handmade gifts for weddings, christenings and new babies.

GlimpysOnline - Catalogue of the Glimpy pebble pets, including a newsletter and club subscription form.

treats4chicks.co.uk - Selection of gifts for women organised by personality type.

Lilac Blue - Online and telephone gift reminder service that automatically sends selected items for dates specified. Prices and company details.

Ziggys Candles - Selection of scented gel candles available online or via mail order.

In-Side.biz - Offer a range of contemporary gifts and products such as candles, frames, clocks and other items for the home and office.

The Gift Experience - Selection of jewellery, novelty and other gifts. Company information and details of how to become an agent.

Send a Message in a Bottle.com - A selection of occassion specific or personalised messages put into bottles and sent direct to the door anywhere in the world.

The Gift Place - Gifts for men, women, teenagers, kids and pets.

Enjoy.co.uk Online Gifts - Offering gadgets, gifts and toys organised by recipient and product category.

Super Cool Gifts - Online retailer offering unusual and novelty gifts and gadgets.

LizzyBug - Offers a wide range of products for men, women, children and the home. Illustrated catalogue with shopping cart.

Proudly Scottish - Providing Scottish people who live and work abroad with the items they need and want to remind them of their home and its heritage.

Animal Treasures - Dog and cat related giftware, jewellery and novelty items. Includes ordering facility and product images.

Trees Forever - A beautifully packaged tree makes a delightful gift that will last for ever.

Gift Ideas - Find the gifts you are looking to give on that special occasion

All Great Gifts - at low prices - We sell great gifts at low prices from scented candles to soft beany toys to jewllery and gifts for that special occassion birthdays, weddings, christenings anniversarys and more

Rummages Of Burnham Market - Offers African metal garden sculptures, conservatory ornaments and garden furniture.

Genius Gifts - Use Genius GiftsTM to shop for presents and buy the right gift for every person and every occasion.

LizzyBug Designs - Big choice of cards, gifts, stationery and funky and retro toys. Also hand-made stationery, crackers, cards and photo albums.

Presents for Men and Girls - Offer a range of products. Contact details and catalogue.

Paws2Claws Gift Shop - Gift ideas with an animal and pet theme. Harmony Kingdom pieces, soft toys, mugs, gifts, presents, novelties, ornaments, collectable items, textiles, arts and crafts. Buy online or in Plymouth, Devon.

Beautiful Things - Selling jewellery, bags, pampering, home accessories and gifts for women, we offer retail therapy from your desk - quick delivery and free giftwrapping.

The Eggs-Files - Taya Design, creators of uniquely beautiful crafted Faberge style decorative eggs.

Just Gifts Online - Specialising in quality, unusual and useful gifts including wedding gifts. Just Gifts Online offers totally secure online ordering, free gift wrapping & sameday despatch of goods.

Cutting Lane Gifts - Gifts, Arts and Crafts supplied by mail order, including many hand made gifts, some with animal themes. Gifts offered include mugs, jugs, tableware, jewellery, stained glass and other items.

Scribbler London - Buy the best of our innovative card and gift ranges online.

Clearly Cool Stuff - Clearly cool stuff offers a large range of innovative gifts ranging from acrylic displays to engraved clocks. All items are available to purchase online.

121 Great Experience Days - Providers of gift experiences and unusual gifts in the UK, with over 500 products to choose from. Associated with most leading driving circuits. Put your own car through its paces, or use one of ours.

Godsends - Godsends sells a range of inspirational gifts, clothing and housewares for the Christian and wider communities. Gifts are very high quality and available in a range of designs.

Tam's Treasures Online - Online gift shop offering a wide selection of gifts for all occasions. The Mountain® angel and fairy t-shirts, New Beginnings® - Music CDs with Juliana and Llewellyn, fairy and fantasy collectibles.

Ballet Gifts - This unique collection of ballet gifts offers ballet t-shirts and other ballet merchandise from the world's leading companies.

WorldPortrait - High quality handpainted portraits from your favourite photos. Also reproduction portraits from famous artists at great prices.

Planet Trev - Birthday gifts, romantic ideas, experience days ideas, stag night, hen party games, gifts for him, gifts for her, pamper her.

Ammonites, Etc - Genuine 400 million year old fossils fashioned as beautiful objects. Genuinely unusual gifts for the person who has everything.

Gift and Wrap - Choice of gifts for sale online. Caithness Glass, Kosta Boda, Beatrix Potter, Zanpiva, bronze art, crystal impressions, art glass and other gifts

Teddy Gifts - Offers watercolour prints of teddy bears engaged in human activities.

The New Age Shop - Order New Age gifts online with free P&P. Range includes: candles, incense, aromatherapy oils, crystal jewellery, tumblestones, pendulums, dragons, wind chimes, boxes, bags, ornaments and fossils.

Atomic78 - Mens gifts and accessories - Wide range of gift ideas for men including Jack Daniels and Chamaco ranges. Stock a wide selection of retro and classic car metal signs and a full range of mens accessories.

Unique Wooden Gifts - We sell hand made gifts in wood ranging from Welsh Lovespoons to Thuya Wood Giftware and Direct from Africa Wood carvings.

Allofmyheart - Gifts from the Heart. Heart themed Love and Friendship gifts for women and men.

Fancy Dans - UK corporate gifts and promotional business gifts service providing stylish presents, flowers, gift wrapping and next day delivery.

A Healing Way - Shop online, we stock crystal balls, incense,dream catchers, dream analysis, dowsing rods, horoscopes, postal reading, birth charts, Reiki.

Sad Bastard or Wot - Find a gift for that 'special' person in your life. Choose from T-shirts, mousemats and mugs

Mister Turtle - Online catalogue dedicated to providing novelty gifts for everyone and for all occasions with a secure online ordering process.

Firefly Handmade Gifts - From hand-painted cards to funky bags and glamorous tiaras, all products are individually hand-crafted. Made in limited runs.

W.J. Baker & Sons Limited - Manufacturers of Sterling Silverware, Old English Silverplate, electroplated nickel silver.

Dotty Dally - Handmade crafts, greetings cards, wedding stationery, wheat bags, aran knitwear, dreamcatchers and gifts.

Kizala - Range includes a selection of handmade and afrocentric cards and journals, jewellery, leather goods, giftware and pottery from around the globe.

Giant Santa & Snowman - Giant 8 foot high Santa Claus and Snowman inflatables to put outside your house / office. Lights up at night.

Candles Unlimited - Suppliers of quality gifts, candles and accessories via a full e-commerce store.

Gifts and Goodies - Online shop for gifts for all occasions including aniversary, wedding, birthday and christmas. Scented candles, pretty ceramics, weathervanes.

Orient Express Gift Collection - Gift Ideas from Orient-Express. For life's special moments, a range of ideal gifts from charming crystal, through watches and jewellery to our famous train memorabilia.

Simply Presents - Online gift shop with presents for all occasions. Gift wrapping service & UK wide delivery.

Gifts2Drink - Buy flowers online along with a range of wines, Champagnes, whiskies, liqueurs, beers, spirits, balloons, chocolates, cigars and more for delivery in the UK and Europe

Atlantic Crossing - A little bit of America - American imported products - gifts for the home, clothing, American Sports Tee shirts and Caps, Jack Daniels, Budweiser and Harley Davidson, Replica weaponry.

CompletelyModern - Online store with ideas for a new home, getting married, just want that all modern look, or buying presents for a loved one.

Free Your Feet - A website featuring unusual gifts, gadgets and homewares and competitive prices, with free delivery on many items.

3D Wines - Offers the rental of a row of vines as a gift. Over 40 vineyards to choose from, with vineyards in all major French winemaking regions.

Boomerang Gifts - Online UK Based Department Store offering ideal gift ideas for family, friends, loved ones and work or business colleagues covering all occasions.

Photate Masterpiece - Framed painting effect pictures from your photographs. Send them your photo snap and Photate will recreate it as a 8x10" oil, water-color or impasto painted effect picture.

Away with the Faeries - Supplying greetings cards, and other products, with original illustrations of faeries, dragons and amazing creatures. No online ordering.

Hull Net Shop - Something for every occasion, from birthdays to anniversaries, from weddings to graduations. Free delivery to the UK mainland.

Posh Prezzies - Gifts & presents made to order in some cases. A large variety of items can be supplied and if you have your own ideas of what you want to give then please let us know and we will try to source it or make it for you

Belern Crafts - Personalised books, cards, CDs, ceramic plates and woodcraft such as dolls houses and picture frames.

Cartoons & Caricatures - Caricatures drawn from photos as a gift for family and friends. No online ordering.

AlBarz for Poems2Order - Poems2Order. Poetry especially crafted for your special occasion or person, by an English poet.

Home Delights - Large selection of unusual glassware and ceramic gifts for every budget.

Friends and Co - Quality Christian gifts and cards available in contemporary bookshops. No online sales.

Goodman Graphics - Caricature cartoon portraits from photos for a wedding, birthday, retirement, that puts your friends and family in the picture.

Cuddle in a Box - Cuddle in a Box offers an alternative to sending flowers for those special occasions. They offer teddy bears, balloons and gift accessories.

Flights & Dreams - Rides in hot air baloons, helicopters and classic aircraft, available as gifts. Also flying lessons.

Baker Ross - Fundraising ideas, products, gifts and prizes for schools fetes, raffles, bazaars and parties. Online shop and mail order catalogue.

My Special Gift - Candles, candle holders, assensual oils, greeting cards, crystal balls, decorative fans, keyring hobs. etc

Gifts by Grove - A range of quality horn handled walking sticks, carving and steak sets, shaving sets, hairbrushes, and many other giftware items for delivery worldwide.

The Wrapping Company - Extensive range of stylish gift wrapping paper, boxes, bags, cards, ribbon etc. for birthdays, anniversaries, weddings, new babies, christenings & Christmas.

Just The Occasion - Gift ideas including floristry, pub signs, aromatherapy and more.

Sealed With A Kiss - SWAK is an aid to your gift shopping worries. Services range from sending a bouquet of flowers to arranging the trip or experience of a lifetime.

Cosmic Superstore - The Cosmic Superstore offers unique and unusual gifts - choose from favourites such as name a star, become a lord, message in a bottle and more.

Heritage Gifts - Retailers of fine china, kitchen and tableware, stockists of Belgian chocolates and a wide range of quality childrens toys.

Odes and Poems - Personalised odes and verse written to order. Every one a professionally produced and signed original. Can be framed or unframed.

Fizzbomb - Online catalogue for gifts, cards and lifestyle products. retro, kitsch, design-led. UK delivery.

SW Promotional Gifts - One stop shop for all promotional items and business gifts. Corporate & promotional gifts and a vast range of personalised and branded items.

Anniversary Ideas - Lists all wedding anniversaries and has many suggestions for all types of Anniversaries including birthdays, Mother's Day and Father's Day.

The Dog House - Gift and reminder service, receive EMAIL and SMS reminders for easily forgotten occasions, along with gift ideas.

Colourboxclever - Homewares and gift ideas. The place to shop for birthdays, Christmas, and weddings.

Optimum Gifts - Retails designer contemporary gifts including watches and jewellery for men and women.

Film Gifts - This collection of film gifts offers t-shirts and other merchandise from the world's great movies.

Gifts For Any Occasion - Selling sterling silver jewellery, photo frames, Original Friendship Candles®, hand painted glass candle holders, hand made photo albums, wedding gifts and novelties

Aasa & Kennedy - Luxury gifts carefully selected to suit all occasions. Beautiful gift-wrap and delivery direct to the recipient is also available.

Andreas Crackers - Sells handmade crackers for special occasions.

The Jellybean Gift Co - Offers a range of gifts for babies and toddlers. Includes aromatherapy kits, soft toys,hand made shoes, and personalised artwork. Online catalogue and secure ordering.

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. -- Oscar Wilde All virtue is summed up in dealing justly. -- Aristotle Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining. -- Jeff Raskin Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation. --Anon. When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Gifts Sir, I would rather be right than be President. -- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten. -- B.F. Skinner Gifts To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of your life. -- Abbie M. Dale Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's chara I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been. -- Wayne Gretzky Biography lends to death a new terror. -- Oscar Wilde One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all, give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of sexual Gifts Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd. -- William Congreve We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing. -- Seneca The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience. -- Harper Lee Gifts When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living. -- Helen Rowland Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and members of the Senate. -- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does not change his mind. -- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. - Albert Einstein Gifts I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge. -- Edward Chilton Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater. -- Gail Godwin Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. -- Charles Schultz Gifts blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) All virtue is summed up in dealing justly. -- Aristotle When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do not allow Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass. -- French Proverb Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Gifts Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?" Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes time to get a dance right, to create something memorable. -- Fred Astaire Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence. -- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl Gifts When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one. -- Helen Rowland You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or play. -- WARREN BEATTY Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence. -- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) I hate work. That's why I got married. -- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Gifts "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to vote for Colonel Sanders. -- Bob Inglis, 1995 Gifts "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... All virtue is summed up in dealing justly. -- Aristotle Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth. -- Benjamin Disraeli Gifts "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around I have spread my dreams under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. -- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" Gifts "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences. -- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 Who the hell wants to hear actors talk? - H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what you are getting. -- Anonymous Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can? -- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Gifts "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day. -- ROBERT FROST "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) Gifts Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window. -- Steve Bluestone Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary. -- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good I didn't accept it. I received it. -- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley Temple could do it at the age of four. -- Katharine Hepburn Gifts "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year. -- Bette Davis Gifts "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are. -- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised. -- Dorothy Parker A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. -- James Lowell It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates the Gifts If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance. - George Bernard Shaw "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued. -- Helen Rowland Gifts America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole. -- Bobcat Goldthwait I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it ha If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it. -- Marcus Aurelius The covers of this book are too far apart. -- Ambrose Bierce Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. -- King George V Gifts blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves. -- Anonymous Gifts "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it. -- George Bernard Shaw He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss." -- Anonymous Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is. -- Thomas Szasz Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and believing you've witnessed the second coming. -- Guy Kawasaki Gifts "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) Half of the American people never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. -- Gore Vidal "I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) Gifts
Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |