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-- Groucho Marx Directories I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
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-- George Eliot A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere Directories The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
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-- Benjamin Tillett Directories
Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
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-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
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-- Cynthia H Directories "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
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-- Rodney Dangerfield Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. Directories
Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
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-- Miriam Robbins Directories
By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
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-- ROBERT FROST "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde Directories A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke Directories
Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) Directories "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
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-- Dolly Parton Directories
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
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-- Henry Miller Directories "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. Directories
The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live "There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
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-- Alexander Pope Directories In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene Directories
The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
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-- Rogers In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost Directories Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde Epperson's law:
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Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
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-- George Burns Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle Directories A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
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-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James Tear open packet, unfold and use.
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He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
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--Malcolm X Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
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-- Woody Allen Directories Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
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