Outdoor Trading - Camping gear, backpacks and outdoor apparel. Providers of both online and mail ordering.
OBI Camping Center - Suppliers of frame, dome, trailer tents and all types of camping accessories.
Frontier Leisure - Stockists of caravan awnings, marquees, security products, and electric scooters. Online shopping, with video downloads about products.
Camperlands - Range of camping and caravan equipment.
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot Camping and Caravans Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler Camping and Caravans
In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin Camping and Caravans "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle Camping and Caravans
Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. Camping and Caravans Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau Camping and Caravans
Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words Camping and Caravans If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying Camping and Caravans
The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding
outside.
-- Dag Hammarskjold Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. Camping and Caravans I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Camping and Caravans
I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun Camping and Caravans Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw Camping and Caravans
Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday Camping and Caravans Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde Camping and Caravans
Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Camping and Caravans Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Camping and Caravans
"The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Camping and Caravans Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard Camping and Caravans
Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr Hell is other people.
- Jean-Paul Sartre "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) Camping and Caravans Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
pure ignorance?
-- Holbrook Jackson Camping and Caravans
Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart Camping and Caravans In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism
unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above
weakness Camping and Caravans
