Football Shops in the UK - A directory of football shops in the UK stocking everything from books to trophies.
Astro Flag - Mail order football flags to custom design. Includes St George, St Andrew, England and Scotland.
Soccer Art - Paintings which concentrate on people as football supporters in the North of England.
Football-supplies.com - Football equipment suppliers to semi-professional teams throughout the United Kingdom.
Colin Campbell Sports - Supplier of amateur team football kits focussed mainly for the UK.
Premiershirts - Supplies preowned classic football shirts for the fan and the collector for worldwide delivery.
I Was There Ltd - Picture collectables designed and published to commemorate memorable football matches. Printable order form.
Hat Trick Soccer - Offer a range of football equipment service to football clubs from grass roots to professional.
Footballkits.com - Online suppliers of soccer team kits and accessories.
I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to
me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
-- Lucille Ball To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale Football "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno Football
If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) Football Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) Football
I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
-- Robert M. Pirsig Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead Football A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst Football
"Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Football It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein Football
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender Football All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller Football
Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor Football You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) Football
Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato Football To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom Football
"Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. "Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel Football "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) Football
Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy Football Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying Football
What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) Football Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) Football
Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
- Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married "Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford Football Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. Football
