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-- Virginia Woolf Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
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-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
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- Samuel Johnson Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
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- Frank Lloyd Wright Upholstery and Furniture Repair
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers Now comes the mystery.
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-- Cybi Thought is action in rehearsal.
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No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
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-- Jackie Gleason One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Upholstery and Furniture Repair
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-- Salvador Dali Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
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-- Margaret Thatcher Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
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-- Tom Robbins To love another person is to see the face of God.
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-- George Bernard Shaw Upholstery and Furniture Repair
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-- Fran Lebowitz Upholstery and Furniture Repair
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-- Groucho Marx The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
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-- Hunter S. Thompson Upholstery and Furniture Repair
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