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Travelmaker - Travel agency. An extensive search facility and booking service.
Aurigny Air Services - Information and time tables for all of the Channel Islands.
Islandrooms - A guide to hotel and self catering accommodation in Guernsey and Sark.
Macole's Choice Holidays - Self-catering holidays booking agents for Jersey and Guernsey. Includes a Client Club related information and survey.
Book Jersey Holidays - Package breaks to a number of hotels.
Visit Channel Islands - Channel Island joint promotional portal. Describes the islands and offers links to tourism boards. Includes German, French and Dutch translation.
Condor Ferries - Online ticket sales and reservations for ferry service sailing between the UK, Jersey, Guernsey and Western France.
RockHopper - Airline offering inter-island flights and a schedule to Bournemouth airport. Includes booking, e-tickets and special offers.
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No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him. -- John Barrymore - last words "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Travel and Tourism "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and I married beneath me. All women do. -- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is also the m Live truth instead of professing it. -- Elbert Hubbard Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to. -- Seen on a t-shirt Travel and Tourism The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can. -- Margo Kaufman One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love. -- Sophocles "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) Travel and Tourism People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only make $500,000. -- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way. -- Anonymous They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them. -- Anonymous "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." 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