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JTL - Training provider in the building engineering services industry, offering Advanced Modern Apprenticeships in electrical installation, plumbing, heating and ventilation to 16 - 19 year olds.
NVQ Solutions - Free guidance and support for all involved in NVQs. Includes FAQs and contact details.
Modern Apprenticeships - Details of learning through apprenticeship as well as links and contact information.
Classic Car Restoration Courses (UK) - A comprehensive list of full time and part time vehicle restoration courses run by Further Education Colleges. Lists costs, courses and contact details.
Laurand Publications - Producers and suppliers for the study of hairdressing and barbering. Products cover NVQ Levels 1, 2, 3 and Barbering, available loose-leaf or on CD.
Quality Training Services (UK) - Provides training in operation of industrial lifting equipment and plant (such as lift trucks, cranes, diggers, and dockside plant). Details of services offered and contact details.
Protocol Training - Quality NVQ Training Courses - Works in partnership with colleges of further education to deliver learning materials to adult learners both NVQ and distance learning courses. Lists course profiles and contact details.
The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you ask th I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. - e e cummings Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. -- Roger Babson "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it. -- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan Vocational and Technical Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest. -- Mark Twain Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Vocational and Technical "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen. -- Ernest Hemingway "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow. -- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Vocational and Technical "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it. -- Nick Mirov Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten. -- B.F. Skinner Vocational and Technical Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not impress the neighbors as being very much. -- Zora Neale Hurston Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig. -- Anon. Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious. -- Oscar Wilde Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. -- Alphonse Allais The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. -- George Bernard Shaw Vocational and Technical When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat. -- Henry Miller "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 Vocational and Technical The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it prevents you from achieving. -- Russell Green The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever. -- Virginia Woolf We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. - Albert Einstein The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there. -- Robert M. Pirsig Vocational and Technical How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg. -- Abraham Lincoln "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate. -- Mark B. Cohen Vocational and Technical One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well. -- Virginia Woolf "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. -- Katharine Hepburn Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. -- Albert Einstein Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Vocational and Technical Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. -- Oscar Wilde "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them. -- Oscar Wilde Vocational and Technical A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. Harry S. Truman The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people. - Lucille S. Harper "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. -- Russell Baker Not to anticipate is already to moan. -- Leonardo da Vinci Vocational and Technical To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open. -- Thomas Dewar He who hesitates is a damned fool. - Mae West Vocational and Technical "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the bad ones. -- W. Somerset Maugham I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. -- Thomas Edison The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it prevents you from achieving. -- Russell Green Vocational and Technical "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for themselves. -- F. Emerson Andrews Guide to understanding a net.addict's day: Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet. Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet. Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho Vocational and Technical "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) Things are more like they are now than they ever were before. -- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television. -- Gore Vidal Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree. -- Oscar Wilde When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. -- E. W. Howe Vocational and Technical To love another person is to see the face of God. -- Lyric from Les Miserables "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious. -- Oscar Wilde Vocational and Technical Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments. -- Rose Kennedy Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away. -- Mary Alice Messenger Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf. -- Oscar Wilde "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death Vocational and Technical When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat. -- Henry Miller I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget. -- Adela Rogers St. John "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) Vocational and Technical "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders. -- P. J. O'Rourke There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats. -- Albert Schweitzer Vocational and Technical A small family is soon provided for. -- English Proverb It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion. -- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers. -- William Penn Vocational and Technical Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. -- Anthony Burgess One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love. -- Sophocles "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem. -- Booker T. Washington All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult. -- Anonymous Vocational and Technical When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. -- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse! -- Calvin By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day. -- ROBERT FROST Vocational and Technical
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