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I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
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-- Albert Einstein I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln Agricultural Colleges
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human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
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-- Henry Ford A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson Agricultural Colleges Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger Agricultural Colleges
It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Agricultural Colleges If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
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A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) Agricultural Colleges Only the little people pay taxes.
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-- Virginia Woolf "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) Agricultural Colleges
May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
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Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln Agricultural Colleges It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
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-- Damon Runyan "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) "The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Agricultural Colleges
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
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- Robert Orben I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
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-- Henny Youngman "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Agricultural Colleges
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash Agricultural Colleges "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger Agricultural Colleges
Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
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you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
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-- Fran Lebowitz "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) Agricultural Colleges
We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
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"Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) Agricultural Colleges Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
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-- Anonymous In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
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