If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin By County When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words By County
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) By County Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells By County
Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold By County Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and
science.
-- Albert Einstein By County
I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. By County Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly,
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley By County
Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne "Growth in wisdom can be measured precisely by decline in bile." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human) "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw By County I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi By County
"Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k By County "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
either way.
-- Bertrand Russell He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius By County
Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And By County Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel By County
Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) By County I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay By County
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart He who laughs last didn't get it.
-- Helen Giangregorio By County When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet By County
One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa By County >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) By County
Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor By County They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying By County
