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- J. Paul Getty Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun Dance A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
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-- Virginia Woolf After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare Dance
Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy Dance The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
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He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
-- Calvin The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder Dance "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) Dance
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain Dance I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
-- We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
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"Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
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-- Ralph Mars An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Dance My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
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-- Oscar Wilde Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns Dance
In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) What does not kill me makes me stronger.
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-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents Dance Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
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Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
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-- Ben Hecht To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
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-- Benjamin Disraeli How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils Dance The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Dance
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-- Dave Barry It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
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The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
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-- Crowf Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton Dance The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
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A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
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-- Steven Wright Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb Dance I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
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- Niels Bohr Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone Dance
You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
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-- W. Somerset Maugham I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
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-- Vincent Van Gogh Dance "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
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