"The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or
play.
-- WARREN BEATTY The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous By Region Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law By Region
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) By Region All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
it.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton By Region
Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb By Region "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe By Region
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Sřren Kierkegaard There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron By Region "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein By Region
Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) By Region I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) By Region
Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston By Region Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry By Region
"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
House Bank scandal By Region Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And By Region
My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) By Region A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur By Region
The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) By Region Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford By Region
Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth "Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous By Region Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael By Region
More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co By Region Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder By Region
