Sinderella 2 - Official website for the tour of Jim Davidson's pantomime show. Includes ticket and venue information, as well as wallpapers and merchandise.
Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely
to achieve in trying to make life better. You certainly would not be able, in a single generation, to As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars Theatre Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-- Helen Keller "Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Theatre
All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Theatre Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Theatre
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) Theatre "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not
even talking about the programs).
-- Nicholas Negroponte Theatre
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die "The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha Theatre "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
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"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) Theatre Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do Theatre
We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari Theatre If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
-- Calvin "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) Theatre
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde Theatre You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
-- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II Theatre
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde Theatre Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) "The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Theatre
Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali Theatre If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor Theatre
"As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
-- Iris Murdoch Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton Theatre Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
sea Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou Theatre
"People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) Theatre "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea Theatre
