The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) Recreation and Sports My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen Recreation and Sports
Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Recreation and Sports One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
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- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) Recreation and Sports
In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt Recreation and Sports None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar Recreation and Sports
The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake Recreation and Sports "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln Recreation and Sports
Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
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-- David Bissonette Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein Recreation and Sports Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human Recreation and Sports
There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry Recreation and Sports I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West Recreation and Sports
Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais Thomas Jefferson--still surv...
-- John Adams, dying words Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx Recreation and Sports "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
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"Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber Recreation and Sports When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
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-- Steven Wright To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl Recreation and Sports
No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
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- Frank Lloyd Wright "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Recreation and Sports Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde Recreation and Sports
"We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin Recreation and Sports Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic Recreation and Sports
Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
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futur Recreation and Sports Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy Recreation and Sports
