Aspley Guise and District Riding Club - Describes its activities and includes event calendar, competition results, information about membership and club rules.
Aspley Guise Scout Group - Information about the activities of the three sections of the Group:- Beavers, Cubs and Scouts. Also has useful leader resources and fun online games for younger members.
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous Recreation and Sports A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. Recreation and Sports
A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Recreation and Sports blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster Recreation and Sports
"Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) Marriage is a rest period between romances. "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry Recreation and Sports It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) Recreation and Sports
"An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
-- John Stuart Mill "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) Recreation and Sports Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) Recreation and Sports
Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) Recreation and Sports Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
begin slitting throats.
- Henry Louis Mencken The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
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To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne Recreation and Sports To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
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Hell is other people.
- Jean-Paul Sartre In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland Recreation and Sports May you never leave your marriage alive. All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill Recreation and Sports
Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason Recreation and Sports We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) Recreation and Sports
If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title Recreation and Sports Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, Recreation and Sports
The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn Recreation and Sports There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard Recreation and Sports
Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
marriage, which is never advisable.
-- Oscar Wilde "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) Recreation and Sports For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) Recreation and Sports
