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Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
-- Flannery O'Connor We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn Transport There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
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We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw Transport Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Transport
"Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. Transport "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. Transport
What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) Transport If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman Transport
"I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard Transport This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
- Umberto Eco Transport
People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only
make $500,000.
-- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël Transport There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac Transport
"Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) Transport Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism
unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above
weakness I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells Transport
"The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde Transport Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries Transport
"... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill Transport blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Transport
Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen Transport There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) Transport
"I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Transport What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package Transport
