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Electra Fit Ltd. - Electrical Contractors. Includes mission statement and quality standard approvals held.
Caddington Local History Society - Includes description, events calendar, and publications for sale. [Warning - Long preloads]
The Witchfield Site - A personal view of the village of Caddington, with bus timetables, business information, historical notes on All Saints Church, and the things to expect if you were to live here.
Caddington Dot Net - Personal homepage of Peter Coulson. Includes information about the author, his interests and the village.
Caddington Surgery - NHS Primary Care facility providing practice and health information for patients, plus a repeat prescription service.
Imperial Vipers - Bedfordshire-based rock band. Site features background details, upcoming gigs and merchandise.
Dunstable Swimming Pools - Design, build and maintenance of swimming pools and related equipment, plus chemicals and other supplies.
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love. -- Sophocles Trust everybody, but cut the cards. -- Finley Peter Dunne In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite. -- Paul Dirac I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. - General George Patton Caddington "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. -- August Strindberg "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) Caddington If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great. -- Anonymous Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to. -- Mark Twain "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting. -- Gloria Leonard Caddington What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is plurality, death is uniformity. -- Octavio Paz "There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) Caddington Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult. -- Charlotte Whitton "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore: ? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its duties. ? Work "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the moment. -- Robert Benchley Caddington Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter. -- Anonymous No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too. -- H. L. Mencken Caddington "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner. -- Amy Bloom I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not. -- Robert G. Ingersoll The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist. -- Aaron Machado Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor. -- Joseph Addison Caddington Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. -- Aristotle Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is. -- Diane Ackerman Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway. -- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board Caddington "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants. -- Arthur Schoperhauer When ideas fail, words come in very handy. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain Caddington "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end] [text_start] "Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Caddington What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created. -- Seen on a bumper sticker Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so. -- Will Rogers When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped. -- Marcel Achard Caddington Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. -- Charles Pierce "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) Caddington Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... -- Anonymous Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong? -- Jenny Weber Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last Caddington I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different. -- Tony Bennett, 1995 The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness! -- Mark Russell We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour. -- G. K. Chesterton Caddington Thought is action in rehearsal. -- Sigmund Freud Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open. -- Thomas Dewar "Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. -- Laurence J. Peter blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) Caddington Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson. -- Vernon Law "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) "It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) Caddington "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this bre One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. -- Oscar Wilde "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Caddington You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. -- Ellen DeGeneres "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life. -- Christopher Morley Caddington When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus. -- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come. -- Matt Groening, Love is Hell What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor one. -- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri Caddington Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson. -- Vernon Law Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers. -- T. S. Eliot When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree. -- William Blake Caddington Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. -- Red Buttons Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three children and no theories. -- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester A problem is a chance for you to do your best. -- Buke Ellington Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall. -- David Chambless Caddington Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. -- Mark Twain "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) Caddington
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