Dunstable Town Cricket Club - Describes the club and its committee, membership and facilities. Includes team information, fixture lists and a photo gallery.
Tilsworth Golf Centre - Describes golfing, dining, banqueting, conference facilities and other services with photographs. Includes a photo gallery of the course.
"Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
"When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff Recreation and Sports A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous Recreation and Sports
"Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
to be, you know that there are...
-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh Recreation and Sports I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder Recreation and Sports
Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, Recreation and Sports We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder Recreation and Sports
We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland Recreation and Sports Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce Recreation and Sports
He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) Recreation and Sports Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx Recreation and Sports
Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Recreation and Sports "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson Recreation and Sports
A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. Recreation and Sports "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone Recreation and Sports
Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) Recreation and Sports The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi Recreation and Sports
All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He
experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of
optic "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) Recreation and Sports Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo Recreation and Sports
In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
it.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac Recreation and Sports Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Recreation and Sports
Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. Recreation and Sports As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust
there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.
-- Andre Norton I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton Recreation and Sports
