Bedford U3A - Local branch of the University of the Third Age meeting in Kempston and Brickhill. Describes the organisation with newsletter, course list, travel news, diary and photograph gallery.
St Andrew's School - Educates girls from aged 3 to 16 years and boys from 3 to 8 years. Contains a welcome, a message from the headmistress and location details.
Teach-me Tuition Service - Offers one-to-one private tuition to children of all ages and in all national curriculum subjects in the UK, in Bedfordshire.
St Johns School - Special School for pupils between the ages of 2 and 19, situated in Kempston.
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- General George Patton Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin Education "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman Education
Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire Education Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
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-- Isaac Asimov Education
"Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
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-- Paul Valery Education
Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead Education We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown Education
The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
west.
-- Unknown history student When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill Education We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
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- Bill Hirst I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Education
"Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise
-- William Blake "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W Education One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Education
The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright What's new? Most of my wife. Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb Education Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th Education
It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels Education "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Education
"The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey Education "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Education
The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) Education If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken Education
"From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Education What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) Education
