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The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb Harlington "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) Harlington
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Harlington I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde Harlington
The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The
premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool.
-- Kelvin Throop I Harlington He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry Harlington
"Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky Harlington Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe Harlington
If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle Harlington "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words Harlington
"Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said.
-- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns Harlington A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge Harlington
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale Harlington The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans Harlington
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel Harlington "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
- Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming Harlington
Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de Harlington The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur Harlington
It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Harlington A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain Harlington
"The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu Harlington "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch Harlington
