Westview - No smoking bed and breakfast at Church End. Lists its facilities and includes price guide and location map.
Haynes Village - Information and photographs about the village, plus announcements and links.
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky What's new? Most of my wife. Haynes blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) Haynes
He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry Haynes Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson "Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) Haynes
You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky Haynes He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) Haynes
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi Haynes It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs Haynes
"Think off-center." (George Carlin) Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford Haynes "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge Haynes
A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb Haynes "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov Haynes
"The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers Haynes Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Haynes
Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty Haynes You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really Haynes
Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) Haynes If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
either way.
-- Bertrand Russell Haynes
Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin Haynes "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger Haynes
"People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill Haynes There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Haynes
