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If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Kempston "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen Kempston
Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone Kempston "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith Kempston
That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi Kempston I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James Kempston
"A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery Kempston Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. Kempston
"Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple Kempston Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous Kempston
Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Kempston We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire.
-- Gen. George Kempston
Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) Kempston How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end]
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"Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from Kempston
Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho Kempston "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. Kempston
I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) Kempston "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) "It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire Kempston
Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 Kempston Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur Kempston
In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Kempston I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Kempston
