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To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought. -- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means. -- Oscar Wilde, dying words "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up. -- Ogden Nash A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that. -- Shakespeare, William Luton "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in. -- Benjamin Franklin The price of freedom is eternal vigilance. -- Thomas Jefferson Luton Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. -- Al Bernstein Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter. -- N. D. Stice The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read. -- Oscar Wilde Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility. -- Dietrich Bonhoeffer Luton Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it. -- Helen Roland "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it? -- Albert Einstein Luton Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. -- G. K. Chesterton We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. -- Aristotle Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved. -- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 Luton Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted. -- Anonymous I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me. -- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes. -- Cybi Luton There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has come. -- Victor Hugo "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. -- ee cummings Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not as Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him. -- John Barrymore - last words Luton "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME! -- Anonymous Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Luton Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. -- Albert Einstein The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. -- Robert G. Ingersoll Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history. -- George Bernard Shaw Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you r "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) Luton We are the echo of the future. -- W. S. Merwin My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there. -- INDIRA True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance. -- Henry David Thoreau Luton "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion. - Albert Einstein "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Luton "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B It is never too late to be what you might have been. -- George Eliot It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a few grains of corn now and then." -- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, Luton Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is the temple where they worship arrested development. -- Russell Baker We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh. -- Agnes Repplier Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies. -- Groucho Marx We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report. -- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. -- Mae West Luton To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. -- Karen Sunde I married beneath me. All women do. -- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. -- Dale Carnegie Luton Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers. -- Anonymous The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. -- Jackie Gleason Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount. -- Clare Boothe Luce Sir, I would rather be right than be President. -- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) Luton That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing. -- 'Doc' Edgerton Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin. -- John Von Neuman What's new? Most of my wife. Luton The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post. -- George Bernard Shaw "There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for? -- Robert Browning Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly. -- Rose Franken Luton blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are capable of being. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Such is life. -- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol Luton Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you enough chance to love you enough. -- Dinah Shore Vote early and vote often. - Al Capone I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. - Ian L. Fleming If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted. -- Albert Einstein Luton Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p Luton Love is the same as like except you feel sexier. -- Judith Viorst Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do. -- Oscar Wilde We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report. -- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. -- Aristotle Onassis I just need enough to tide me over until I need more. -- Bill Hoest Luton I hate women because they always know where things are. -- James Thurber To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live. -- H "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history Luton
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