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Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman Education Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little Education
"There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France Education If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson Education
Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens Education I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe Education
The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain Education Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud Education
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) Education "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca Education
We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III Education We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Education
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein Education Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
Brutus loved Caesar.
-- Bill Moyers Education
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky Education We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken "There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. Education
"Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous Education Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
-- Diane Ackerman Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III Education
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
"Eureka!", but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) Education My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson Education
Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France Education "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West Education
