"Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire Education Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein Education
"The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins Education The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero Education
If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
- Umberto Eco A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery Education You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen Education
Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. Education My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach Education
"Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley Education Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous Education
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance Education Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow Education
We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther Education I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) Education
If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein 'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 Education "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 Education
Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) Education Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words Education
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) Education I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi Education
Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost
a fortune Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson Education Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words Education
