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Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry Disability Resources Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde Disability Resources
I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. Disability Resources The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
- George Bernard Shaw There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) Disability Resources
Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara Disability Resources "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman Disability Resources
The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen Disability Resources There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago Disability Resources
A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous Disability Resources "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson Disability Resources
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra Disability Resources Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz Disability Resources
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard Disability Resources "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your Disability Resources
Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) Disability Resources Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf Disability Resources
Spinster: A bachelor's wife. We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Disability Resources "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Disability Resources
Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington Disability Resources Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra Disability Resources
Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt Disability Resources If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward Disability Resources
