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A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise
-- William Blake Stotfold All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy Stotfold
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert Stotfold The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide Stotfold
The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell Stotfold Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. Stotfold
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H Stotfold If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy Stotfold
When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison Stotfold The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
it.
-- Colin Wilson The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost Stotfold
Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be
built upon the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think.
-- Anne S The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr Stotfold "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous Stotfold
I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous Stotfold It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley Stotfold
It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u Stotfold "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen Stotfold
Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
-- Polish proverb "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland Stotfold "In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung Stotfold
blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost Stotfold The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) Stotfold
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran "Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Stotfold "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman Stotfold
