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Toddington Village Action - Local traffic protest group with accident log, diary of events and links to other local sites.
Toddington.net - Village guide with information about local organisations, a business directory, notice board and Parish Council minutes.
Toddington Manor - Country estate open during Spring and Summer. Describes its gardens and history with information about rare breds and a tractor collection.
Lee Leisure Entertainment - Clay pigeon shooting, archery and outdoor activities. Profile and services which include company days and external venues.
ToddingtonTown Band - Describes the band and its history with calendar, features, letters page, and Hannah's page
Toddington Army Cadet Force - Describes the detachment and its activities and includes a photo album, chat room and discussion forums.
Craftability - Offers a selection of craft materials and supplies. Lists products, workshops and contact details.
Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss." -- Anonymous Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work. -- John G. Pollard There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. -- Benjamin Franklin I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. -- Gilda Radner Toddington Politics have no relation to morals. -- Niccolo Machiavelli Man and wife make one fool. The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost. -- G. K. Chesterton Toddington "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower." "Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!" -- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater. -- Gail Godwin Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin Toddington I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive? -- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN We must become the change we want to see. -- Gandhi I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. -- Anonymous Toddington "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Where there is an unknowable there is a promise. -- Thornton Wilder "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. -- Albert Einstein Man and wife make one fool. Toddington Talent does what it can; genius does what it must. - Edward George Bulwer-Lytton "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) He who awaits much can expect little. -- Gabriel Garcia Marquez Toddington Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen. -- P. J. O'Rourke "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. -- Jackie Mason Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence. -- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl Toddington They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning. -- Billie Holliday It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. -- Henry James Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the face of this earth. -- Albert Einstein Toddington At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball. -- Deborah Tan Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved. -- D.H. Lawrence "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark in one another. -- Kenny Ausubel Toddington I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it. -- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open. -- Thomas Dewar Toddington Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains. - Sir Winston Churchill Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right. -- Henry Ford "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead. -- Winnie the Pooh Toddington In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. -- Elizabeth Ashley Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking. -- H. L. Mencken Good friends are good for your health. -- Irwin Sarason Toddington "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on. -- Oscar Levant "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly, what is essential is invisible to the eye. -- Antoine de Saint-Exupery I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin Toddington They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--- -- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. -- E. B. White I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was doing spying. -- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i Toddington Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained. -- John Powell If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters. -- Abigail Van Buren "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade. -- Caroline Norton It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching. -- St. Francis of Assisi Toddington >From error to error one discovers the entire truth. -- Sigmund Freud "If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair." (Samuel Johnson) "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) Toddington You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now. -- Ha "For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Toddington Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events. -- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now. -- Ha Toddington "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) Ninety percent of the game is half mental. -- Yogi Berra Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. -- Woody Allen The love we give away is the only love we keep. -- Elbert Hubbard Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature. -- Tom Robbins Toddington When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research. -- Wilson Mizner No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Toddington "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software. -- Unknown author, Levitating T Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned. -- Milton Friedman Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way. -- Anonymous "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) Toddington Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly. -- Simeon Strunsky "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Toddington
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