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"Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb Aldermaston We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner Aldermaston
I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Aldermaston "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
Aldermaston
The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting Aldermaston Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville Aldermaston
Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell Aldermaston Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. Aldermaston
"This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
House Bank scandal A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson Aldermaston "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies Aldermaston
What's new? Most of my wife. Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau Aldermaston In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler Aldermaston
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa Aldermaston "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) Aldermaston
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw Aldermaston I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain Aldermaston
"Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Aldermaston "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton Aldermaston
Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) Aldermaston Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
-- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet Aldermaston
The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle Aldermaston Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde Aldermaston
