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Get Bracknell - The Bracknell & Ascot Times series covers local news, business, and sport. It includes classifieds for property, motors and situations vacant ads.
Alternative Guide To Bracknell - Controversial opinions about life, leisure and shopping in the town.
The Knowhere Guide to Bracknell - Informal information with links to noticeboard facility.
Welcome to Bracknell - A Community web site providing local information about the Schools, Businesses, Shops, Jobs, Estate Agents, Churches, Events, Doctors, Dentists, Services and Clubs. Also provides free web space to local not for profit organisations.
Birch Hill Community Centre - Bracknell - Information on the facilities, the local groups that regularly use Community Centre, and how to book.
Bracknell Borough Council Events Database - Searchable by categories or location.
Trust, but verify. -- Ronald Reagan No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent. -- Abraham Lincoln Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life. --Loesje "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure. -- Oliver Herford Bracknell In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. -- Elizabeth Ashley You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses. -- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. -- Mae West Bracknell You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories. -- Stanislaw J. Lem To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its prime function of looking forward. -- Margaret Fairless Barber When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap. -- Cynthia H Who the hell wants to hear actors talk? - H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist. -- Epicurus Bracknell "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise. -- Roger Simon "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Bracknell Few things are harder to put up with than a good example. - Mark Twain "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more they possess. -- Rainer Maria Rilke Bracknell We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give. -- Winston Churchill "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Bracknell "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. -- Lyn Karol Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences. -- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle. -- Molly Ivins Bracknell Ambition is not a vice of little people. -- Michel de Montaigne "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you. -- Satchel Paige Bracknell A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity. -- Albert Einstein Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease. -- Colin Greene Marry in haste, repent in leisure. -- Tilney "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind. -- Plutarch Bracknell It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. -- Mark Twain I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up. -- Tom Lehrer For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: "It might have been!" -- John Greenleaf Whittier Bracknell Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do. -- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents "Growth in wisdom can be measured precisely by decline in bile." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human) Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true. -- Polish proverb Bracknell If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than cocaine. Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible. -- Mao Tse-tung "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) Bracknell "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today? --Loesje Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. -- Dave Barry Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. - Napoleon Bonaparte Bracknell We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer Bracknell We never live; we are always in the expectation of living. -- Voltaire This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promotions, and other signs of appreciation. -- Anonymous Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity. -- George Bernard Shaw "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away. -- Nancy Mitford Bracknell Children are a poor man's riches. -- English proverb "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate chastisement. -- Ernest Dimnet Bracknell Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. -- Sydney Smith Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. -- Napoleon Bonaparte Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards. -- Benjamin Franklin To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself. -- Francis Crawford Never eat more than you can lift. -- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show Bracknell May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers. -- Anonymous "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Bracknell "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the commun Bracknell "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) Bracknell "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right. -- Jerry Garcia The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. -- Robert Benchley "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. -- Woody Allen Bracknell "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon them. -- Anonymous "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Bracknell
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