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Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) Travel and Tourism >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) Travel and Tourism
"Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John Travel and Tourism Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White Travel and Tourism
"When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht Travel and Tourism If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it Travel and Tourism
Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw Travel and Tourism A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx Travel and Tourism
To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
everythin Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign Travel and Tourism "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) Travel and Tourism
The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi Travel and Tourism "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure Travel and Tourism
I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
-- Calvin "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton Travel and Tourism The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and
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Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Travel and Tourism I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 Travel and Tourism
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Travel and Tourism Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? Travel and Tourism
He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Travel and Tourism I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer Travel and Tourism
"Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t Travel and Tourism It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Travel and Tourism
