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No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package Burghfield "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye Burghfield
I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain Burghfield "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns Burghfield
Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, Burghfield Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first
comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Burghfield
"The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln Burghfield The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) Burghfield
Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Burghfield "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) Burghfield
Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Burghfield To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain Burghfield
the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie Burghfield "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team Burghfield
When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) Burghfield It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Burghfield
I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos Burghfield The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White Burghfield
If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
- Albert Giacometti (sculptor) An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt Burghfield Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh Burghfield
The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa Burghfield The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins Burghfield
